i suck at being a nice person
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
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gypsyone:

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nakedthreads:

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me: i actually feel happy with everything right now
face: here's some acne
school: here's some work
friends: here's a knife in the back
parents: here's some added pressure
crush: here's my new girlfriend
me: ok

I bet people who unfollow me wear crocs with socks

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What Makes You Beautiful- Napolean Dynamite

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